Murphy's Law

"Nothing is as easy as it looks."

"Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Every solution breeds new problems."

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

"Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."

"Everything takes longer than you think."

"Two wrongs are only the beginning."

"Left to themselves things tend to go from bad to worse."

"If it seems too good to be true, it probably is."

"All the good ones are taken."

"The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you."

"Every kind action has a not-so-kind action."

"The best things in life are free - and worth every penny of it."

"The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them."

"Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position."

"Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are."

"Friendly fire ain't."

"The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map."

"Incoming fire has the right of way."

"There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss."

"If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy."

"When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder."

"Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help."

"Stupidity is not a sin; the victim can't help being stupid."

"Never try to out stubborn a cat."

"Natural laws have no pity."

"All great discoveries are made by mistake."

"Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner."

"Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way."

"If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know."

"If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question."

"You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough."

"It is much more harder to find a job than to keep one."

"The world is much more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be."

"Ignorance is no excuse."

"History proves nothing."