Mark Twain Quotes

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

"Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."

Last Modified: 11/20/08.